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DICK-TIONARY
Your guidebook to all the crazy shit P&B came up with as the Cracky Jackys* that they are. Beneath each of the FAQS* you’ll find both the definition and listening guide for each term’s First Episode Reference And Listen-In opportunity, or FERAL for short. If you don’t see a word and want to phone a feral friend, submit your request in our form below!
*Please see definition below.
FAQs
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One’s closest of gay friends, often with exceptionally high levels of trust due to the insane amount of feral shit that they see their friends do and for their proven track record of sage advice, guy-dance / guidance, and genuine friendship. Judy is made in reference to the gay icon, Judy Garland.
FERAL: Season 1, Episode 2
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A state of sobriety from alcohol and most drugs with the exception of marijuana, which is often used in place of other vices during said sobriety. During Episode 4, Pete incorrectly suggested this may also include the use of other “pharmaceuticals,” and while the conventional definition doesn’t… well, gurlie, you choose your own adventure. We support you as long as you’re safe!
FERAL: Season 1, Episode 4
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The statistical quantification of the relationship between the size and/or shape of a person’s penis as might conform to conventional standards of an “ideal penis” (at least as P&B were raised to believe in their formative years) and the likelihood that the penetrative sex with that person and their penis meets or exceeds expectations. By the hosts’ experience, this statistic is either negative / inversely correlated (the closer to the true “ideal” definition the greater the likelihood the sex isn’t great) or shows no correlation at all (meaning it’s not the size or the shape of the tool, but rather the handyman’s work).
FERAL: Season 1, Episode 3
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A party, usually of the gay variety, that are generally fun, full of cuties, and always have you chasing bone.
FERAL: Season 1, Episode 2
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Term given to friends who are living their best life on extra-curricular pharmaceuticals of their choosing. While anything but sober, these friends offer up humor in their lack of coordination, inability to properly phonate, and their de-evolution to a mental performance state equal to wild primates.
FERAL: Season 1, Episode 3
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A cuddle session of two but ideally three or more individuals.
FERAL: Season 1, Episode 2
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The time of year when most individuals in the dating pool seek to lock down a partner, with whom then then nest with during said season. While not limited to this timeframe, this phrase does usually center around the colder winter months. For homosexuals specifically, the common trend is that cuffing season begins immediately after Halloween and lasts through St. Patrick’s Day. After this period of time, it’s a fucking feral free for all. Get your freak on, gurlies!
FERAL: Season 1, Episode 4
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A dimly lit space at a party, bar, or event generally reserved for the exploration of promiscuous activities by any consenting attendee.
FERAL: Season 1, Episode 2
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The use of Doxycycline (or "doxy" for short), a common antibiotic, as a preventative measure to reduce the likelihood of getting syphilis, chlamydia, and gonorrhea (although, some studies show gonorrhea to a lesser degree). Studies suggest that taking Doxy within 24-72 hours of high risk behaviors and/or likely exposures significantly helps to fight the infection early on before it spreads more widely within the infected area.
For more information, please visit the CDC’s webpage on this topic: https://www.cdc.gov/sti/prevention/doxy-pep.html
FERAL: Season 1, Episode 7
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In short, Masturbation: the Extended Edition (the director’s uncut ;-)). But in all seriousness, masturbating to the “edge” of orgasm only to withhold climax in an effort to prolong the masturbatory session and self-pleasuring, which also generally results in a build of orgasmic energy into an ultimate, substantial release when orgasm is finally achieved.
FERAL: Season 1, Episode 7
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A deep state of sexual feralness generally catalyzed by extended sessions of sexual promiscuity / marathon sex, an excessive use of poppers, and/or the use of other “pharmaceuticals” that subsequently drive an elevated sense of both ecstasy and excessive horniness. This state is generally accompanied by the physical appearance of an uncontrolled exaggerated facial display, often including the flattening of one’s face, bulging eyes, and exposed tongue. Other side effects include excessive moaning and demands for continued application of the driving sensory experiences.
FERAL: Season 1, Episode 4
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The gender neutral term often used by gay men to 1) demonstrate a sense of belonging, safety, and general community to their LGBTQIA+ connections, 2) to express excitement (high tonal pitch), 3) to express caution, as if raising both eyebrows but you can’t because you have too much Botox (low tonal pitch), or 4) to express “oh no she didn’t” in any form of its use.
FERAL: Season 1, Episode 3
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The use of a colored handkerchief to designate one’s interest in a particular sexual preference, practice, or fetish, with the preferred role in such activities designated by wearing the handkerchief in one’s left (top or “active” / performing role) or right (bottom or “passive” / receiving role) side of the body, most commonly seen in one’s back pocket. This originates from 1970s gay communities who used this code as a way to non-verbally communicate to that one was homosexual and had specific sexual interests.
FERAL: Season 1, Episode 6
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The scientific law that matter is created or destroyed in any natural or chemical processes but rather transformed, which when applied to one’s feral nature simply means to suggest that if you’re going to try to do something good for yourself (e.g. New Year’s Resolution), maybe consider adding a new vice or feral exploration (e.g. sexual act, party / event) in order to provide complete balance to your life experiences.
FERAL: Season 1, Episode 4
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"Monogamish" refers to a relationship structure where a couple primarily considers themselves monogamous, but with some agreed-upon flexibility to engage in sexual activity outside the primary partnership, while an "ethical slut" is a person who embraces their sexuality openly and honestly within a relationship dynamic that prioritizes communication and consent, essentially challenging the negative connotations associated with the term "slut" by practicing ethical non-monogamy; both terms suggest a move away from strict monogamy while still maintaining respect and openness within a relationship.
FERAL: Season 1, Episode 2
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PrEP (pre-exposure prophylaxis) is medicine that reduces your chances of getting HIV from sex or injection drug use. When taken as prescribed, PrEP is highly effective for preventing HIV. Commonly prescribed brands include Truvada (daily tablet), Descovy (daily tablet), and Apretude (once-a-month shot).
For more information on PrEP, please visit the CDC’s website: https://www.cdc.gov/stophivtogether/hiv-prevention/prep.html
FERAL: Season 1, Episode 7
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An experienced guide who is familiar with “journey” one is electing to take. In traditional definitions, a sherpa is often associated with mountain excursions (e.g. climbing Mt. Everest). In feral terms, a sherpa is a guide with a fair amount of experience to a pharmaceutical or drug activity, including understanding the optimal use practices, providing safe guidance and “how to” to ensure the safety, well-being, and confidence of the user seeking the journey at-hand. In most cases, a feral sherpa will be a close friend or trusted individual who then not only supports the person prior to the journey but then continues to provide support throughout the experience, often checking in with the new user to ensure the safe passage for their feral friend.
FERAL: Season 1, Episode 4
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The badmouthing of someone’s actions, behaviors, or kinks that bring joy or pleasure to that individual but that may stray from the general norms or more traditional societal conventions. When used to note that one is NOT “yucking someone’s yum,” as is often the case in popular use, one intends to convey that while the behaviors or kinks are not preferred by the active speaker, the speaker endorses and support the individual’s pursuit of pleasure and general feralness in the action, as we all deserve the opportunity to enjoy a good time as long as everyone is consenting.
FERAL: Season 1, Episode 7
(Feral And Queer Sayings)
ADDITIONAL pre-trump administation
cdc RESOURCES mentioned in OUR FAQ
PDF version of CDC Page on HIV Prevention and PrEP (Pre-Exposure)
PDF version of CDC Page on HIV Prevention and PEP (Post-Exposure)
PDF version of CDC Page on HIV Treatment Options
PDF version of CDC Page on Doxy PEP
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(Definition, that is)
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Peat & Bisq-it